Have You Ever...

HAVE YOU EVER...

...eaten a brownie with ice cream and hot fudge on it for breakfast after the kids are gone to school because it was the only thing that sounded good?

...swiped candy from your kid's Halloween pumpkin/stocking/Easter Basket/ Valentine's box when they aren't looking and then pretended that you don't know who did it when they ask?

...wiped down your bathroom counter with a tissue because you're too lazy to go get an actual cleaning cloth and the Soft Scrub?

...promised your kid you'd read their favorite book ever after they've asked you 50 times... but then decided to just skim it and skip to the end because it was sorta boring?

...dozed off during a phone conversation, then snap awake with an "uh huh" so it seems like you were listening?

...washed a load of towels and forgot the soap but didn't remember until after they were dried and folded (and they still smelled like swimming pool) but put them in the closet anyway?

...eaten a yummy treat and then buried the wrapper way down deep in the garbage can so no one will see it and wonder why they didn't get one too?

...accidentally thrown away what looked like trash only to find out it was someone's very important video game codes and then pretended you never saw it and don't know what they are talking about in order to avoid their wrath?

...exhaled really hard on the scale to see if it actually makes you weigh less?

...sang so loud with your MP3 player blasting in your ears that your kids asked you to please pipe down because they can't hear the t.v.?

Yeah...me neither.